Man Cave...REVEALED

The Man Cave (or Caveous Manus Maximus) is a common structure found throughout North America and the more inhabited regions of the world. So named by the brave explorer Carolyn Hart, Man Caves have been a mystery up until recently due to their dangerous and inexorable dwellers, more commonly known as...Men. The well-developed Man Cave could contain any number of rare (and often broken) items and some of the more volatile chemicals known to human kind. Take heed...the Man of the Man Cave may be unpredictable and subject to fits of both creative genius and wild frivolity depending on the task at hand. While Man Caves are generally not approached by females due to the uncertain nature of the Man, today, for the first time, we are approaching this wildly mysterious dwelling in hopes of furthering our knowledge of this talented yet cryptic beast. As you can see by this photo, the Man of the Man cave has ferocious incisors which could most certainly mean certain death or a mild limp depending on the Man's mood. Today however, we were lucky as the Man of the Man cave was content to study us briefly in a less than precocious manner before disappearing happily back into said Man Cave. We hope this documentary has been helpful in demystifying the Man Cave. Stay tuned for next week's exciting sequel: Luring the Man from the Man Cave...Sensible or Suicidal?